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In a perfect world, the rivers would turn into rainbows. The children would dance and play with gumdrop smiles. Real bunnies would turn into chocolate bunnies, and the tooth fairy would have the power to turn them back into cute fluffy real bunnies, and all would be happy. Kittens would become mittens, and puppies would become slippers. Clowns would all die. Nazis would all die. Nazi clowns would be double dead. There would be no flies, because cute little froggies would eat them all. Wasps would die. Honey bees would have no stingers. All people would ride magic flying unicorns instead of driving cars. For family trips, they could attach a purple carriage to their unicorn. Peter Pan would make you believe in fairies. Tinker Bell would be put in a birdcage for trying to kill Wendy. And no one will defy the Muffin King, except for me and my disciples. 

--By Alicia Moden


* FIRST POST FROM A FRIEND! haha! awesome sauce ^.^ *

silly lions

it was a warm summer night, and the sun was going down. the whole sky was lit up with oranges and yellows and reds. the ball of fire in the sky was rediculously beautiful. The moment was completely ruined when 2 lil lions came walking down the beach... they sat right in the way of the sun set and started kissing.. i mean what the hell! i was trying to watch the sunset and these lions are just sitting in the way!! i mean i cant tell them to move cuz they would chew my face off! grr.. soo i just left them alone... and they lived happily ever after.. THE END! ^.^

hey!

yoooo u should follow me like steve did! ... i dont want steve to be my only follower.. i want a possy! not a stalker!!

mhm =]

They are MY pants! You see!? And I am keeping them! You see?

best 10 mins of my life ^^

I would have to say the best ten minutes of my day, is when the grellow people jump on my bed to wake me up… they really like to be in human’s faces… and since I am their creator. ANYWAYS! Alicia psychopathically talks to the grellows and tells them to wake me up.. then im all like.. HAHAHAHA! And I try to squish them.. cuz they like to be squished… I don’t know why… but they do… and then flaming rain drops fall up from my floor.. yelling at me to wake up.. and then my dad walks in and says “you awake?” and then I get up.. and that wastes about 10 mins.. soo yea!

wizard of oz Nock off!! haha ^^

What will you do with your day off tomorrow?

Um … well.. im going to walk through the forest of enchantment, then im going to eat the mystical toad, that will turn me in to a butterfly.. so I can fly to the magical land of Howudoino! Then I am going to talk to king Heya so he can tell me how to get home.. because I never wanted to go there in the first place….

Mr. Vanchoia

Being a teacher isn’t all that easy. All these kids that show up, that don’t do their work, that fight in class, or disrupt class, tend to make you lose your hair. Mr. Vonchoia, however, Didn’t have a problem with problem children. He would have a child in his class the first couple days of school, and then they would move away. People couldn’t understand his luck. How could he be so lucky as to not have any problem children in his class. He was a tall, built man, whom never smiled. He had black hair and no one could tell what color his eyes where, but rumor has it that they were red. Mr. Vonchoia was also a good cook. He would only cook if one of the problem children moved away though. One student, Chad, never moved in his life. He and his Family had lived in the same town since the beginning of the town. Chad was a rebel. He didn’t like to do anything the teacher told him to do. When he got into Mr. Vonchoia’s class he wanted to be the worst kid he ever had been. Chad had heard the rumors about Vonchoia and he wasn’t about to move anytime soon. The first day of school, Chad sat in the back row of Vonchoia’s class. Vonchoia was standing in the front of the room glaring at Chad. Vonchoia knew right away that Chad was a trouble maker. He would watch his every move. Mr. Vonchoia realized that he should start the class when the bell rang, so he turned around and wrote his name on the board. As he was writing he said to the class, “You must write my name with your perfect handwriting, correctly, over and over again until you fill up one whole page, front and back.” Some students started to moan, and Mr. Vonchoia turned around quickly and said, “Make that two pages. I don’t take well to moans. If I hear it, you get more work. Get started.” Vonchoia finished writing his name on the board. He turned to the class and noticed there was a piece of paper on the floor in the front row. He walked up to where the paper was and looked out into the crowd of students. He was looking for a guilty face. When he ran his eyes across Chad’s face, he knew exactly who it was. He snapped his fingers and pointed to the paper. A student in one of the middle rows quickly ran and picked it up and threw it away. Vonchoia went back to the board and wrote on the top left hand corner of the board, 1. Paper on the floor. He turned to the class. “Three strikes you’re out.” Then he noticed smaller, wet, piece of paper on the floor by his feet. Vonchoia gave Chad an evil glare. He turned around and wrote, 2. Spit wad. Chad grinned and wondered what would happen at 3. He really wanted it to happen. He would wait until just before the end of class to do it though. Vonchoia stood in front of the class stareing at everyone as they wrote his name on 2 pages, front and back, of paper. He didn’t move anything but his eyes. He was very intimidating. Chad didn’t do anything all class. He just watched Vonchoia. Two minutes before the bell rang for class to be over, Vonchoia turned around and wrote on the board, 3. Not participating. Then he turned around and looked at Chad. “See me after Class.” Chad laughed and was kind of excited to do so. He didn’t have to do anything (literally) to get into trouble. The bell rang and everyone quickly left the room. Chad stayed sitting in his chair. Mr. Vonchoia stayed where he stood. “You are a trouble maker. Come with me please.” Chad got up and followed Mr. Vonchoia to the teacher’s lounge. Chad had never been in there before. It was empty except for a counter and a microwave. There was a table and some chairs, but they didn’t seem to have been used in a while. Mr. Vonchoia closed the door behind them. He grabbed Chad by the neck and said, “This is what happens to trouble makers. Maybe in your next life you will understand that.” Chad died instantly. He ripped him up in little pieces and stuffed him in the microwave. The next day Mr. Vonchoia brought in his specially made meatballs and meatloaf. Chad was not in school that day. The other teachers got word that Chad had moved away. Mr. Vonchoia went back to his teaching like normal and no one suspected anything. The End.

PBJ CTS!!

Tell me the story of how and why you and your best friend ended up best friends.


Well I was walking down the street in my six four. Then I said hi to myself. And my Best friend fell out of the sky, and said “hi” back to me. Then we were best friends for ever. Then I said “it’s not Oxy Cotton…” “Laffy Taffy!!” She said.. That is how the peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich is made.

Turtle Morphed!

There once was a girl, who got turtle morphed into a lizard. She didn’t understand why she turned into a lizard and not a turtle when she did get turtle morphed. Then she turned into a bunny and then she died, because she is allergic to bunnies.

=O!!!!

Oh baby, baby Oh baby, baby Oh baby, baby How was I supposed to know That something wasn't right her eOh baby baby I shouldn't have let you go And now you're out of sight, yeah Show me, how you want it to be Tell me baby'Cause I need to know now what we've got[CHORUS:]My loneliness is killing meI must confess, I still believe When I'm not with you I lose my mindGive me a sign Hit me baby one more time Oh baby, baby The reason I breathe is you Boy you got me blinded Oh baby, baby There's nothing that I wouldn't do That's not the way I planned it Show me, how you want it to be Tell me baby'Cause I need to know now what we've got [Repeat CHORUS] Oh baby, baby Oh baby, baby Ah, yeah, yeah Oh baby, baby How was I supposed to know Oh pretty baby I shouldn't have let you go I must confess, that my loneliness Is killing me now Don't you know I still believe That you will be here And give me a sign Hit me baby one more time [Repeat CHORUS] I must confess that my loneliness Is killing me now Don't you know I still believe That you will be here And give me a sign Hit me baby one more time

** yes i turned this in tooo.. lol**

Freddy!

Let me tell you a story about Freddy. Freddy is an unusual character who no one understands. He slithers around the ground looking for his house in a magical mushroom, when all of a sudden he noticed this big colorful plant. Because he is a small puppy worm, he was afraid of anything colorful. Freddy slithered as fast as he could to get away from the evil colors. Then he noticed a big black hole! He liked the color black so he jumped in! What he didn’t realized is that the colors where because he was high, and the black hole was his unconsciousness. He had passed out in his little mushroom house, and decided never to smoke pot again. Because pot is evil, just like colors.


** this was from the first week of school last year.. lol.. its old.. ^^ **

Sodaburger #1

Ok, here we goooo.. =] Sodaburger was a nice respectful man of the town Juneekowatchi he knew everyone in town, and everyone knew him. One day, in Juneekowatchi a stranger came into town, with a piece of cheese. No one in Juneekowatchi knew what cheese was, but the stranger insisted that it was the best thing in the world. Sodaburger wanted this cheese. He confronted the stranger of his want, and the stranger told him that there was no way he could have his cheese. Then All of a sudden Sodaburger turned into a Giant Outrageous Animal Torturer (Goat) “ill but you if u don’t give me your cheese!” the stranger still refused to hand over the cheese. Sodaburger was getting angry now. “BOW DOWN SO I CAN STEEL YOUR CHEESE!” Sodaburger screamed… the stranger started to laugh… he laughed high, and he laughed low, he laughed so hard he fell on the ground. The stranger laughed so hard, he forgot about his cheese. Sodaburger quickly picked up the cheese and ate it. Then he died. The stranger stopped laughing and stood in front of all the Juneekowatchi people and announced “Sodaburger is dead! He died, because everyone in Juneekowatchi is lactose intolerant! You are allergic to cheese! Soo you still want my cheese!?!?!?!?!? AHAHAHAHHHAHAHA!”

RAP

2012. The end of the world, supposedly. We, the Resistance Against the Penguins (RAP), have discovered that the Penguins are planning an attack. They will leave the Antarctic, and come to the warmer places of the world, acting all crazy. Humans will believe that they are sick, and that the polar caps are contaminated. The humans will go there and investigate, but they won’t find anything. They will be there a long time, and they will have other humans bring live stock with them when they come. Since all this extra body heat is there, things will start to melt, drowning every human and animal there. Those humans that died, left family behind who are now too depressed to go on with their lives, so they all kill themselves. We the RAP will be too weak to defend everyone because hardly anyone believed us in the first place! The penguins will karate chop the people left here, and they will bring machine guns to the high school and convince random students to shoot everyone else to get a place in royalty. We will not be able to do anything unless we start getting people NOW!!! All you have to do is buy a monkey and raise it and teach it about the penguins. Distinctively they will hate penguins, but they won’t do anything about it unless you teach them! Almost any mammal will help us. We just have to teach them what is going on! Please help. Or die.


** Penguins are evil. they must die!! **

Suicidal Dog

Once upon a time there was a suicidal dog. The suicidal dog met up with the flower with the face, and the flower with the face told him all the bad news he could ever hear. But that didn’t push the dog to kill himself yet. Then the suicidal dog met up with other dogs that played in a band. The suicidal dog got inspired to write a song. He wanted to get help writing the song, so he was going to talk to the one thing that has kept him from going overboard, His Boyfriend Matt. Matt and the suicidal dog sat together and created a magical song. He got the band to play the music and he ran into the flower with the face again. The flower told him that Matt doesn’t love him. But the suicidal dog didn’t care what the flower had to say. The Suicidal dog started to sing. “You make me feel less, suicidal. You make me feel less. Suicidal. YOU MAKE ME FEEL LESS SUICIDAL! Than I did before. Than I did before. You make me feel less suicidal, than I did before! But I love you more… and I have to go...” while the suicidal dog was singing this song, he was dancing and getting everyone involved in the song. Then, when he had to go.. he jumped off the cliff, and kept singing all the way down, until you hear the “SPLAT” and as everyone realized that he just killed himself. They could still hear the faint sound of him singing. Matt, decided he wouldn’t date suicidal dogs anymore. THE END.

** Warrens first name is Matt! **

The Ugly Wolf.

Once upon a time there was a wolf named, Rumen. Rumen was a very popular wolf. He was almost leader of the pack. One day, the Alfa wolf decided to go for a stroll alone. Wolf’s don’t normally do that, but he was going to anyway. Rumen wanted to badly to be Alfa. He raced another wolf, and won every time. He fought with another wolf and won. He climbed a mountain and made it down a live. He just didn’t know what he could do to become Alfa Wolf. One day, his mother came up to him and wondered why he was so sad. He told her he wanted to be Alfa Wolf. She replied “Don’t be sad, don’t be blue, Mr. Warren is Ugly too.” Rumen then ran as far as he could. He realized what his problem was. No one wanted him to be Alfa because he was so ugly. He ran and ran until I came across the real Alfa wolf. The Alfa wolf looked at him and giggled a bit. Rumen got angry and decided to confront the Alfa about his feelings. Rumen said “Alfa wolf, I have to tell you how I feel…” Before Rumen could finish the Alfa wolf interrupted, “Whoa! I am not gay!” The Alfa wolf ran back to the pack as fast as he could. Rumen realized that now the whole pack thinks he is ugly and gay. So Rumen went into the woods, to look for a trap. He decided he wasn’t good enough to live, so he will kill himself for the Hunters. He found a hidden trap. There were spears at the bottom of the hole, so he jumped in willingly. The hunters got there and freaked out. That wolf was the ugliest thing they ever saw. Immediately they poured gasoline in the hole, and set it on fire. Then they buried it for it never to be seen again. THE END.



** Rumen is pronounce ROW MAN! Warren came up with the name!! **

Ichy EARL!

Once upon a time there was a little cockroach. He said his name was Ichy, but everyone called him Earl. One day Earl decided he wanted to do something with his life. The other cockroaches didn’t think Earl would do anything with his life at all. They didn’t want him to attempt it either. Ichy crawled all over the giant’s house and tried to find something that no other cockroach could do. For the past 2 days every cockroach has been talking about the large piece of food in the white room. It smelled a little funny, and there were a lot of Giants always going in there making a waterfall sound. Ichy Earl decided he would bring that food back to the colony. He crawled all the way to the white room and saw it laying there behind the great white, mountain side. He was able to get it half way back when he had to take a rest. He decided he would go back to the colony and have someone help him the rest of the way. He got a few other cockroaches. They went back to the spot Ichy Earl left it, and it was gone. The Cockroaches didn’t appreciate that much. They went back to the colony while Ichy Earl stayed there. Wondering where the food went, he tried to figure out something else they couldn’t do. He walked around the Giants house and he saw the great smelling room. Right away he realized what he needed to do. He was going to climb up on the counter. He quickly returned to the colony and told everyone what he was going to attempt. He led all the cockroaches to the counter and got ready for his attempt. He started to climb. He was doing really well. All the cockroaches were so impressed, they clicked and clicked in excitement for Ichy Earl. They couldn’t believe he was almost to the top! When we got on top, even the giant screamed with excitement! The female giant got a newspaper and smashed on the counter top until she gave Ichy earl a high five! All the other cockroaches quickly scattered and noticed Ichy earl didn’t come back down. They forgot about him and no one care again.

** the white mountain is a toilet. **

Batrachophagous!

Once upon a time, there was a Batrachophagous who loved what he did. He couldn’t get enough of what he did. One day, as he was doing what he does, he noticed a fly. Flies never bothered him before, since he hung around frogs all day, but today, this one fly, was bothering him. The fly tried and tried to talk to him, but the Batrachophagous Hates flies. He hates flies so much that he tried to kill the fly. The fly kept screaming at him, “No don’t kill me! I’m your only hope!” But Batrachophagous didn’t listen. His only thought was to kill this fly, or find a frog to do it for him. What Batrachophagous didn’t realize is that there were no frogs around! “There are no frogs!! There are no frogs!!” the fly was screaming. Batrachophagous finally stopped, and looked around. The fly was right, there are, in fact, no frogs! “I can take you to them! You must eat!” The fly screamed. Then Batrachophagous followed the fly to the frogs, and then watched them feast on the little fly that just saved Batrachophagous’ life. Then once again all the frogs where gone. The End!


** batrachophagous is a real word. actually means "frog eater" I just happened to find that word in the dictionary the day i wrote this. so i wrote a story bout it ^^ **

6~!

Once upon a time, there was a number 6. This six wasn’t afraid of anything. He would walk all over anyone that crossed his path. Even 8 and 9 didn’t frighten him… One day, 6 was walking down the trail he always walks down, and he decided to multiple into 666, and cause chaos. 666 was known as the devil in this part of town, so anyone who was around ran off as fast as they could. While 6 was 666 and making chaos, on the other side of town 7 also multiplied himself to 777. Around there, 777 was 666’s mortal enemy, and would save them all from 666’s chaos. 777 didn’t particularly care about what 666 was doing. He felt that he was stronger and better looking than 6, so he didn’t do anything. Meanwhile, 6, being chaotic 666, decided to fight off whoever he could. 5 came along and 6 stomped on him so fast he didn’t see it coming. 4 3 and 2 where all together and 6 just kicked them to the side. 1 was all alone, and 6 didn’t do much to hurt 1, he kind of felt bad for him. He was always all alone. He just knocked him over so he is now __. Then 6, as 666, went over to the other side of town where 7 was. Before Attacking, he watched his movements. He couldn’t believe the similarities they had. They both attacked in the same way. As 6 was watching 7, he noticed that 9 was walking around. 6 wanted to see if 7 would attack 9, since they were so similar and all. 6 watched intently, then he was never the same. He went away from that part of town a different person. 6 would never mess with 7 again. 6 was now terrified of 7. Why was 6 so afraid of 7? Well because 7 ate 9… (789).. THE END!



*** based on the joke. ^^ ***

Plane Name Matt.

Once upon a time there was a plane named Matt. Matt thought it was the greatest to be flying around the world all day long. He loved to see the scenery of the mountains, valleys, and waters. One day, Matt got a new pilot. This pilot wasn’t as experienced as his last one, so Matt was very concerned. While the new pilot was waving his gun around in the air, Matt swerved and swayed to get the pilots attention, but it did not work. Then Matt decided to kill an engine. The only way to do that inconspicuously was to run into some birds. The pilot finally started paying attention, and decided to have lunch. The pilot shot at the birds, missing them by a long shot, but Matt was pretty sure he felt blood inside himself. He started to head for the ground; to secure the people inside’s safety. The pilot didn’t like that too much. The pilot was pulling up the whole way down, and because Matt was concentrating on fighting against the pilot, they crashed. Everyone inside the Matt had died. And Matt was never to be repaired again. THE END!


** -.- Warren's first name is matt btw. and he said he would be a plane for a week if he could. and if u didn't catch on, the plane got high jacked and pplz got killed in the plane.. and the plane crashed.. its in the planes point of view tho... think bout it.. lol **

Turkey Named Chicken.

There once was a turkey named Chicken. But he never thought of himself as a scared turkey… The rest of the turkeys called him Chicken because they were not nice, and they didn’t like Chicken. One day, Chicken decided to leave the turkeys and live with the chickens. When he got to the chicken coop the chickens shunned him and didn’t look at him at all. Chicken got all sad and decided to go back to the turkeys. The only nice turkey, Piñata, didn’t talk, but he gave Chicken a look that made him think, “yes, I am a turkey! And I will prove it!” So Chicken went out in the woods, searching for proof that he is a turkey, when all of a sudden he sees a human. Immediately after he sees the human, he hears a big bang, and then he fell to the ground. The human picked him up and got him ready for Thanks Giving. As Chicken was laying there, nicely cooked on the table he thought, “I knew I was a turkey” as the prayers began thanking God for the food. Then before Chicken was completely destroyed the same man who shot him in the woods ran up and karate chopped him and yelled “DEATH!!!”
The End.



** Disclaimer: Events in this story Actually happened. Warren did karate chop the desk and said "DEATH" the day i wrote this. yes. he was talkin bout me. ^.~ **

Mr. Dingle *Uno*

Once upon a time there was a dingle man, who didn’t know how to dingle.. he knew how to mingle, and how to single, but he didn’t know how to dingle.. soo one day he asked his mom “ Mom, how do you dingle?” his mom looked at him with shock and she just said “that’s something u just don’t ask someone… that’s rude!” She walked away and he was left there.. still not knowing how to dingle… Then he went up to his dad, and asked “Dad, How do you dingle?” his dad said “ Well, Son, in order to dingle you must be able to know your real name.” “What is my real name Dad?” he asked… his dad said “ Well, that’s easy! You don’t have one!” “so how do I learn how to dingle?” “you cant! Haha!” his dad had said.. The man looked at his dad, and walked away in sadness… Then all of sudden a powerful poof! Puffed up right in front of the dingle man who couldn’t dingle.. and the poof turned into a flower with a face! “ Mr. Dingle man. Be the Banana king!” The flower screamed with excitement! The Dingle man got all jolly but then remembered that he couldn’t dingle.. why would the flower want him as the banana king?! “ I know you cant dingle but ur not really a dingle man! You where adopted by the Dingles because ur real parents hated u! Then the Dingle man walked away from the Flower found a cliff with sharp rocks at the bottom.. and jumped off.. then he was dead. The End =]

Dingle! 2 fer!!

Of course you remember Mr. Dingle… well after he jumped off the Cliff and died, a little seed fell out of his eye ball, the seed fell into the water, and grew into a ginormous octosash! The octosash didn’t have a mommie and daddie so he had to find a home to live in all by himself.. he tried to live in the ocean, where he was born, but he couldn’t really hold his breath for very long, then he decided to go on land. He found this happy little family, and they said they would take care of him… the Octosash didn’t know who the family was, but he didn’t care. One day, the family was talking about their lost son, and the Octosash wanted to find him for this happy little family. He asked them where their son was last at… and they said, the flower with a face wanted to make him the banana king! And so the Octosash went out to look for the flower with a face. Then all of a sudden poof!! A poof puffed up in front of in front of him “I hear ur looking for the flower with a face!” a flower with a face had announced to the octosash. “yes I am! Do you know where to find him?!” the Octosash didn’t know what a flower with a face looked like, so he was clueless that it was standing in front of him. The flower with a face said “the son of the little happy family your looking for is you! Don’t you remember jumping off that Cliff?! You must have hit your head pretty hard Mr. Dingle!” then all of a sudden the Octosash remembered everything! He knew what he was! And he knew where he came from! And he knew everything!!! Mr. Dingle was an Octosash! And the BANANA KING!!!!! He immediately pulled out a pistol and shot himself in the head. The END!

Mr. Dingles Life After Double Death

After the Octosasch shot himself, and died, the flower with a face laughed greatly, and his plan worked twice in a row. The flower with a face, Gertrude, returned back to his underground pent house. He was making some food in his kitchen when all of a sudden Death shows up behind him. “you cheated death twice!” Death said. Gertrude wasn’t sure why he was speaking in third person, but he went with it. “Yea, it was fun, just got this kid to believe his parents don’t love him, and he killed himself twice!” The flower with a face thought he was so devious. “Unfortunately for you, Mr. Dingle, is still alive. And he will know the truth, and he will come after you!” Death announced. Gertrude had no idea what Death was talking about, so he just continued to get something to eat. Then all of a sudden Death took off his amazing cloak and underneath the cloak he was Mr. DINGLE! But in a weird form… he was half octosasch and half dingle and half flower!!!!! How did that happen? Mr. Dingle shoved poison in Gertrude’s food and walked away. Because Gertrude is a flower with a face, he doesn’t have a brain, he just thought that Mr. Dingle touched his food. He dusted it off and ate it. Then he died. Mr. Dingle went back to the Dingle parents, and shot them both, and then he killed every one of the dingles left on earth. Then after every Dingle was dead, he changed his name to Death, and moved into Gertrude’s house. So now when you see Death, Know his true form, and love him for him! Not what his parents made him!! The End. =]