RAP

2012. The end of the world, supposedly. We, the Resistance Against the Penguins (RAP), have discovered that the Penguins are planning an attack. They will leave the Antarctic, and come to the warmer places of the world, acting all crazy. Humans will believe that they are sick, and that the polar caps are contaminated. The humans will go there and investigate, but they won’t find anything. They will be there a long time, and they will have other humans bring live stock with them when they come. Since all this extra body heat is there, things will start to melt, drowning every human and animal there. Those humans that died, left family behind who are now too depressed to go on with their lives, so they all kill themselves. We the RAP will be too weak to defend everyone because hardly anyone believed us in the first place! The penguins will karate chop the people left here, and they will bring machine guns to the high school and convince random students to shoot everyone else to get a place in royalty. We will not be able to do anything unless we start getting people NOW!!! All you have to do is buy a monkey and raise it and teach it about the penguins. Distinctively they will hate penguins, but they won’t do anything about it unless you teach them! Almost any mammal will help us. We just have to teach them what is going on! Please help. Or die.


** Penguins are evil. they must die!! **