Mr. Dingle *Uno*

Once upon a time there was a dingle man, who didn’t know how to dingle.. he knew how to mingle, and how to single, but he didn’t know how to dingle.. soo one day he asked his mom “ Mom, how do you dingle?” his mom looked at him with shock and she just said “that’s something u just don’t ask someone… that’s rude!” She walked away and he was left there.. still not knowing how to dingle… Then he went up to his dad, and asked “Dad, How do you dingle?” his dad said “ Well, Son, in order to dingle you must be able to know your real name.” “What is my real name Dad?” he asked… his dad said “ Well, that’s easy! You don’t have one!” “so how do I learn how to dingle?” “you cant! Haha!” his dad had said.. The man looked at his dad, and walked away in sadness… Then all of sudden a powerful poof! Puffed up right in front of the dingle man who couldn’t dingle.. and the poof turned into a flower with a face! “ Mr. Dingle man. Be the Banana king!” The flower screamed with excitement! The Dingle man got all jolly but then remembered that he couldn’t dingle.. why would the flower want him as the banana king?! “ I know you cant dingle but ur not really a dingle man! You where adopted by the Dingles because ur real parents hated u! Then the Dingle man walked away from the Flower found a cliff with sharp rocks at the bottom.. and jumped off.. then he was dead. The End =]