Sodaburger #1

Ok, here we goooo.. =] Sodaburger was a nice respectful man of the town Juneekowatchi he knew everyone in town, and everyone knew him. One day, in Juneekowatchi a stranger came into town, with a piece of cheese. No one in Juneekowatchi knew what cheese was, but the stranger insisted that it was the best thing in the world. Sodaburger wanted this cheese. He confronted the stranger of his want, and the stranger told him that there was no way he could have his cheese. Then All of a sudden Sodaburger turned into a Giant Outrageous Animal Torturer (Goat) “ill but you if u don’t give me your cheese!” the stranger still refused to hand over the cheese. Sodaburger was getting angry now. “BOW DOWN SO I CAN STEEL YOUR CHEESE!” Sodaburger screamed… the stranger started to laugh… he laughed high, and he laughed low, he laughed so hard he fell on the ground. The stranger laughed so hard, he forgot about his cheese. Sodaburger quickly picked up the cheese and ate it. Then he died. The stranger stopped laughing and stood in front of all the Juneekowatchi people and announced “Sodaburger is dead! He died, because everyone in Juneekowatchi is lactose intolerant! You are allergic to cheese! Soo you still want my cheese!?!?!?!?!? AHAHAHAHHHAHAHA!”