Suicidal Dog

Once upon a time there was a suicidal dog. The suicidal dog met up with the flower with the face, and the flower with the face told him all the bad news he could ever hear. But that didn’t push the dog to kill himself yet. Then the suicidal dog met up with other dogs that played in a band. The suicidal dog got inspired to write a song. He wanted to get help writing the song, so he was going to talk to the one thing that has kept him from going overboard, His Boyfriend Matt. Matt and the suicidal dog sat together and created a magical song. He got the band to play the music and he ran into the flower with the face again. The flower told him that Matt doesn’t love him. But the suicidal dog didn’t care what the flower had to say. The Suicidal dog started to sing. “You make me feel less, suicidal. You make me feel less. Suicidal. YOU MAKE ME FEEL LESS SUICIDAL! Than I did before. Than I did before. You make me feel less suicidal, than I did before! But I love you more… and I have to go...” while the suicidal dog was singing this song, he was dancing and getting everyone involved in the song. Then, when he had to go.. he jumped off the cliff, and kept singing all the way down, until you hear the “SPLAT” and as everyone realized that he just killed himself. They could still hear the faint sound of him singing. Matt, decided he wouldn’t date suicidal dogs anymore. THE END.

** Warrens first name is Matt! **