In a perfect world, the rivers would turn into rainbows. The children would dance and play with gumdrop smiles. Real bunnies would turn into chocolate bunnies, and the tooth fairy would have the power to turn them back into cute fluffy real bunnies, and all would be happy. Kittens would become mittens, and puppies would become slippers. Clowns would all die. Nazis would all die. Nazi clowns would be double dead. There would be no flies, because cute little froggies would eat them all. Wasps would die. Honey bees would have no stingers. All people would ride magic flying unicorns instead of driving cars. For family trips, they could attach a purple carriage to their unicorn. Peter Pan would make you believe in fairies. Tinker Bell would be put in a birdcage for trying to kill Wendy. And no one will defy the Muffin King, except for me and my disciples.
--By Alicia Moden
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Friday, December 18, 2009
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