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In a perfect world, the rivers would turn into rainbows. The children would dance and play with gumdrop smiles. Real bunnies would turn into chocolate bunnies, and the tooth fairy would have the power to turn them back into cute fluffy real bunnies, and all would be happy. Kittens would become mittens, and puppies would become slippers. Clowns would all die. Nazis would all die. Nazi clowns would be double dead. There would be no flies, because cute little froggies would eat them all. Wasps would die. Honey bees would have no stingers. All people would ride magic flying unicorns instead of driving cars. For family trips, they could attach a purple carriage to their unicorn. Peter Pan would make you believe in fairies. Tinker Bell would be put in a birdcage for trying to kill Wendy. And no one will defy the Muffin King, except for me and my disciples. 

--By Alicia Moden


* FIRST POST FROM A FRIEND! haha! awesome sauce ^.^ *

silly lions

it was a warm summer night, and the sun was going down. the whole sky was lit up with oranges and yellows and reds. the ball of fire in the sky was rediculously beautiful. The moment was completely ruined when 2 lil lions came walking down the beach... they sat right in the way of the sun set and started kissing.. i mean what the hell! i was trying to watch the sunset and these lions are just sitting in the way!! i mean i cant tell them to move cuz they would chew my face off! grr.. soo i just left them alone... and they lived happily ever after.. THE END! ^.^

hey!

yoooo u should follow me like steve did! ... i dont want steve to be my only follower.. i want a possy! not a stalker!!

mhm =]

They are MY pants! You see!? And I am keeping them! You see?

best 10 mins of my life ^^

I would have to say the best ten minutes of my day, is when the grellow people jump on my bed to wake me up… they really like to be in human’s faces… and since I am their creator. ANYWAYS! Alicia psychopathically talks to the grellows and tells them to wake me up.. then im all like.. HAHAHAHA! And I try to squish them.. cuz they like to be squished… I don’t know why… but they do… and then flaming rain drops fall up from my floor.. yelling at me to wake up.. and then my dad walks in and says “you awake?” and then I get up.. and that wastes about 10 mins.. soo yea!

wizard of oz Nock off!! haha ^^

What will you do with your day off tomorrow?

Um … well.. im going to walk through the forest of enchantment, then im going to eat the mystical toad, that will turn me in to a butterfly.. so I can fly to the magical land of Howudoino! Then I am going to talk to king Heya so he can tell me how to get home.. because I never wanted to go there in the first place….